It Must Be Wednesday...

It was a weird day.
I woke up early.
There was breakfast left for me.
I didn’t get surprised by a random ten or twenty dollar bill in my pocket.
Perhaps I had been robbed.
Odd.
I turned on the television while eating, as I had time to spare.
I saw RZA refereeing for some whiteboys, reminded me of DMX in that video back in the days.
Saw Lil’ Jon giving tennis lessons, dressed up, no cup.
Just when I thought the "Twilight" madness had subsided, I find a band called Vampire Weekend.
It was a weird day.