Slapdash Files: Nicki Minaj Immortalized.

I could name so many things wrong with this.
I'll let you tell it.

Lifestyle Branding: BAPE

Another push into the foray of Lifestyle products and branding, BAPE has recently release chopsticks.

Chopsticks, man.
Nuff Said.

Slapdash Files: Epic Failure

To all the lovely ladies that say n*ggas are single not on their own accord, but because they dont kneel to cats; I present to you...

Your Knight In Shining Armour.

Enjoy Idiots.

Rick Ross...makes me LAUGH

PLEEEEASE watch this video, and listen to how he describes 50 Cent & Money Mayweather. Maybe its just me, but I could NOT stop laughing watching this dude clown those guys.
Sure, this dudes own rep is tarnished, but for someone, coming from a foundation of lies so rocky, the fact that he can sit there straight faced & clown on dudes is priceless to me.

Props to RealTalkNY

Brisco from Opa Locka, Robbed

This shit is priceless. Not because Brisco got robbed.
Becuase of the description the Police Officer gave towards the end.
Peep the videop to see what the impact of being a Hip Hop Police has on your vocabulary.

**UPDATE: Apparently Brisco got pisseed & decided to ban the video. Oops!**

Glenn Beck, The Republican Genius.

Apparently Barack is racist.
Apparently I can grow gills and live underwater.
Enough with the tomfoolery.
Someone take away this man's soapbox...please.

Shaq MMA Man in 2years?

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Here's a clip of Shaq Diesel talking reckless about all sorts of athletes, similar to "Cant Stop The Reign 2008" with Kay Slay.
Pay attention, homie hints to retirement in 2 years, and calls out Chuck Liddell.
Chuck definitely wont be fighting in 2 years.
Way to protect yourself from that showdown big guy.

Inside this Clip I Died.

This shit needs no commentary. Peep the damn video.

Vertically Unfit.

Reliving his '92 style, this nigga so short he has to JUMP!JUMP!



...jacket is fly as hell tho




*****HOME NIGHTCLUB GRAND OPENING TONIGHT. BE THERE*****

Pffffft, I can do that...

Can you?

Classic Material.

I love to laugh. This did nothing to disappoint.
N*gga, this shit right here?? "Stylin' On You" Pt 2...

From spitting weak rhymes straight out the gate, to calling dude a "chocolate Bar n*gga", this screeeeeams "hit me".

My throat hurts from laughing.
Have a good weekend everyone, and dont end up like Tubesteak, or whatever his name is.
I'm ghost.
1.


Rasssssss.

Coin Thrower Gets Ethered By Mr. West

I thought this was hilarious!

How you gonna be taken seriously getting at someone via Autotune?

"He should DIE"
LMAO
Negro Please.

No Underwear, 10 Burger Kings & Chancletas

Ricky Ross Rambles Ridiculously.
Couldnt say what prompted me to watch this video, but this is a prime example of an interview gone terribly awry.
Don't worry Breazie, when I start interviewing artists, it will not end like this. The interviewer didnt plan out his question sequence right, needless to say it implodes from there.
Who heard of a Rick Ross vs 50 Cent beef? Not I.
Check the 1:10 mark for the 50 Cent question. Its all downhill from there... Dun know Ross "shits on niggas" LOL.
Ross even says "You assuming the beef", & the interviewer (Kevin Tate) says "EXACTLY". Confirming he's asking illegitimate questions. Genius.
Another quality ramble is at the 3:50 mark, talking bout mayonnaise sandwiches.
Check out 6:00, when he goes off talking about Roscoe's waffles, no underwear, owning 10 Burger Kings and his desire to wear chancletas.

Trillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Rassss: Assed Out in Japan

So my asian homie, Don is the King of All Things Random at my work. All day he sits on the web and finds the most entertaining things to view. Today he didnt disappoint.
Check the vid, and make sure you watch 'till the end for the last guy, he's enjoying the ride!

Holler @ somebody coppin' a squat.

Rassss: Eminem Voted Best Rapper Alive

So its official. The public believes that Eminem is the best rapper alive, bar none. He beat out Jay-Z in the final round, to be crowned as Vibe Magazine's best rapper alive with 69% of votes compared to 31% for Iceberg Slim. I voted when this tournament started, which was a few months ago.
I don't cosign this crowning, simply cause Emimem gets away with saying some weird sh*t like on his new track "Relapse" he spits
"...stick my dick up a mannequins ass"

um... thats not Kosher my dude, not by a long shot.

Holler @ somebody lyrical.

For a complete breakdown of all the matches, go to www.vibe.com/bestrapper